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Exactly 104 years ago on March 20, 1922, USS Langley, The US Navy's first aircraft carrier, was commissioned
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The Gallery
The gallery is an absolute must when you visit this site. It contains the most extensive collection of danish aircraft pictures on the net.		f16 picture
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Interactive F16
The interactive F16 gives you a chance to learn a little about the F16 in a funny and interactive way.
The Forum
The discussion forum gives you a chance to comment the site or ask questions about aircrafts, especially the F16.
Todays Aviation joke
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beaufiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans overe to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Peirre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers. "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I do down, I go down in flames!"
News (Updated: October 10, 2000)
Site totally redesigned. We thought it was time for a change, so we did a complete redesign of Avitop.com. We finally decided to skip the frames ;o) If you are a frames kind of guy/girl, our old design can still be found on jets.dk
News (Updated: June 1, 2000)
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